A few things you should know about Slam;
1.) Slam is a female, you fucktards.
2.) Slam's mortal enemy, is a certain poncho. Senior Poncho.
3.) NO SWAG
#YOLO SHIT. NO.
4.) Slam swears a lot, fuck you.
5.) Slam is badass.
6.) Slam will not buy your shit.
7.) Slam loves you.
8.) Slam loves animals.
9.) SLAM 2012.
10.) SLAM FOR SUPREME RULER PRESIDENT.
11.) Slam doesn't sleep.
12.) Slam has a thing for Zone-tan, who is incredibly hot.
13.) Slam smells like fat ladies.
14.) Slam has a weird sexual attraction to Monokuma.
15.) Slam's waifu is Garrus Vakarian. [Deal with It]
16.) Slam killed JFK.
17.) Slam sucks at drawin'.
18.) Slam drinks the blood of a cat everyday.
19.) Come on and SLAM
20.) The name SLAM was originated because it stands for
Sacrifice the
Lunatics in
America for
Mommy
21.) Slam fucks school in the TWAT.